Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.īut, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Moral of the story: You don’t need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit! Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.Įventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”Īnd so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.” When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.įinally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree - he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.Ī turkey was chatting with a bull. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” FUNNY SPORT MOMENTS compilation ( funny sports bloopers, fails, jokesĪ crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
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